the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.
1. Not sweating your ass off 24/7 and actually getting to wear jeans, boots, and sweaters.
2. Rainy nights and misty mornings.
3. Baking nonstop and also eating nonstop cause you really don't care about your summer bod anymore.
4. Because there are nothing better than lazy fall days where you can relax with a book, blanket, and cup of tea.
5. Because there is basically just one holiday after another and it's great to see your family and be in festive mode 24/7.
6. There is nothing better than candles, and crunchy leaves, and seeing red and orange everywhere you go, and listening to indie folk, and watching horror movies, and visiting coffee shops, and buying new sweaters, and OMG I LOVE FALL.
